Rickey Henderson

Rickey Henderson: A Christmas Story

In our book, he’s the greatest lead-off hitter in the history of baseball and, knowing what we do about Rickey Henderson, we doubt he’d disagree with us.

He was as legendary with the quote as he was with the bat or on the base paths. Sportswriters and reporters saw his commentary as gifts, which seems apropos since the Hall-of-Famer was born on Christmas back in 1958.

And while he’s the all-time leader in stolen bases with 1,406 and in runs scored with 2,295, we might be even more impressed with how unbelievable Rickey was in front of the press.

Here’s what we’re talking about and, by the way, Rickey referred to Rickey a lot in the third person. The unintentional comedy with the following is off the charts.

4 Jul 1995: Left fielder Rickey Henderson #24 of the Oakland Athletics runs to second base against the Milwaukee Brewers at Oakland Alameda Stadium in Oakland, California. The A's defeated the Brewers 5-3. Mandatory Credit: Jed Jacobsohn/Allsport

In June 1999, when Henderson was playing with the Mets, he saw reporters running around the clubhouse before a game. He asked a teammate what was going on and he was told that Tom Robson, the team’s hitting coach, had just been fired. Henderson said, “Who’s he?”

Rickey on referring to himself in the third person: “Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

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In the early 1980s, the Oakland A’s accounting department was freaking out. The books were off $1 million. After an investigation, it was determined Rickey was the reason why. The GM asked him about a $1 million bonus he had received and Rickey said instead of cashing it, he framed it and hung it on a wall at his house.

In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

Henderson called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

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Rickey once asked a teammate how long it would take him to drive to the Dominican Republic.

Moments after breaking Lou Brock’s stolen base record, Henderson told the crowd – with Brock mere feet next to him – “Lou Brock was a great base stealer, but today, I am the greatest of all-time.”

A reporter asked Henderson if Ken Caminiti’s estimate that 50 percent of Major League players were taking steroids was accurate. His response was, “Well, Rickey’s not one of them, so that’s 49 percent right there.”

The morning after the Red Sox finished off their 2004 World Series sweep against St. Louis, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

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The Mets were staying in a hotel less than a mile from Cinergy Field in Cincinnati. While some players walked, most took the team bus. A few minutes after they arrived — again it was less than a mile – the last players off the bus noticed a stretched limo that had just pulled up. Of course, Rickey emerged from the back seat.

During a contract holdout with Oakland in the early 1990s, Henderson said, “If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.”

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In the late 1980s, the Yankees sent Henderson a six-figure bonus check. After a few months passed, an internal audit revealed the check had not been cashed. Current Yankees GM Brian Cashman – then a low-level nobody with the organization – called Rickey and asked if there was a problem with the check. Henderson said, “I’m just waiting for the money market rates to go up.”

When he was on the Yankees in the mid-1980s, Henderson told teammates that his condo had such a great view that he could see, “The Entire State Building.”

Then there’s the run that broke Ty Cobb’s MLB record. Henderson went yard and celebrated the milestone the way only Rickey would…

If you ask Rickey, it’s just Rickey being Rickey.